I am the kid killer, Of the good ol’ USA. Better than a car Better than disease I am the kid killer. I am the very best. I spray death To those so young. I am the kid killer. When I’m done, I’ve shredded them. There’s little left, All torn apart. I steal all hope, No future there. I am the kid killer, If young or old That you can own. That none can touch. I am the kid killer. I’m the golden calf, For those not so sure, For those so insecure, For the terrified, And the GOP. I am the kid killer. And now they say, Dead kids are OK. Just the price to pay, To have me stay, To have me say, I am the kid killer.